i know nothing about monsanto, and care less. but i know a coordinated hit when i see one. last week every one of my tool facebook friends suddenly began spouting hate for the company. i can only assume george soros is shorting the stock. 

I see this as an opportunity to pull a reverse Pigford. Have every Tea Party group that was denied their rights sue the govenrment for damages. This would fund the movement for years. 

people are praising bob woodward for some reason. i guess he actually did his job. but this does not mean he's suddenly impartial. hillary knows she will have to run against the failures of the obama administration. as well as run against whatever chicago stooge obama annoints as his successor. so her minions are going to begin biting sniping at the administration. 

by the way,i hear keith olbermann is trying to get his job back at ESPN. i hope the make him cover nascar.

here's a holiday classic...

Me and about ten other losers are standing in line at the flower shop. The sun is going down, and there's a feeling of desperation and impatience. We shuffle forward slowly in line. Why does this holiday always sneak up on us? 

The owner's chihauhua trots out from behind the counter. He walks along the line of customers, giving each one a casual sniif. Eventualy he makes his way to the eight foot high pyramid a teddy bears in the corner. He bites one around the neck and drags it out to the center of the shop. We all watch in silence as he proceeds to hump the bejeezus out of the bear. Five minutes, ten minutes, time seems to slow as he goes to town on the stuffed animal. The store owner gets up with a grunt. Walks over to the dog... "Bad Pepe. A thousand times I tell you no!" she picks up the teddy bear, having to peel the dog off, and stuffs it back in the pyramid. 

Some girl got the best Valentine's Day present ever.

it's time for Ron Paul to shut up. he is in danger of becoming his son's version of jeremiah wright.

missed an inauguration cartoon. michelle pointing at her wig and asking "how do you like my bangs?"

then barack pointing at michelle and asking "how do you like my beard?"