Sunday, November 14 2010 @ 12:42 PM EST
Contributed by: varmint
i want to see a remake of red dawn starring ted rall, jeneane garafalo, markos moulitsas, michael moore, and keith olbermann. a group of whole foods shoppers run for the hills after the right wing religious fanatics parachute in and start forcing everyone to not have abortions. but i think it would too quickly degenerate into a brokeback mountain sequel.