Wednesday, November 17 2010 @ 01:50 AM EST
Contributed by: varmint
i am lazy. and pretty irresponsible too. so i'm going to pass this rumor on without verifying it. i expect you, my minions, to go and figure out if there's any truth to it for me.
A source in Alaska told this reporter the counting boards appointed by Fenumiai awarded Murkowski at least one vote cast for “Mercowshit” and another for “Fuckowski.” These protest votes were credited for Murkowski on the grounds that two syllables of her last name were phonetically correct.