Obligator male genital pun here

missed a few days. catching up on the kerfuffel. some basic questions....


i never knew women were impressed by men who sent photos of their junk. is this a new thing? imagine all the money i wasted on cards and flowers.


also, weiner could only give a vague "pretty sure" that all the women he tweeted with were of legal age. all you need is one 17 year old and he's guilty of exposing himself to a minor. awesome.

and is he certain that every woman he was tweeting with was really a woman? again, i doubt a real female would want to see a dick pick. but a gay guy trolling around might.

finally, bill clinton officiated at weiner and huma's wedding. since when does a disbarred and impeached former president have the authority to preform marriages? are they legally married?