Sung to the tune of the 1960s Spider-Man cartoon theme.  Can't find a good midi file for karaoke.

Obama, man! Obama, man!
Smokes as much as a chimney can.
He's so cool, he's so hip.
Experience? Just a zip.
Look out!
Here comes Obama, man!

Socialist to the core.
Bailout every money whore.
Will we swing from a thread?
Yes we can! Until we're dead!
Hey, there!
There goes Obama, man!

Tainted proof, though it's true,
Jihadis still in Gitmo.
With a streak of blue,
Netroots scream let them go.

Obama, man! Obama, man!
Ayres' neighborhood marxist fan.
Truth and rights, are ignored.
Power is his reward.
Blago, just resign you "F" sod.
Wherever there is vote fraud.
You'll find Obama, man!