You wouldn't look stupid as far as I'm concerned, even though I think the unintended acceleration is probably real.

I mean, think of it this way: At the end of "The Boy Who Cried Wolf," the threat is real, but are the townspeople stupid to think it's yet another joke? The brain donors in the media have been tweaking us with false threats for decades.

Heck, maybe we'll find out that a Dateline NBC producer duct taped rocket motors to the back bumpers of all these cars.