started paying attention during the last seven minutes of the trial, and am now outraged.

as for dominic trauss kahn, i hate the idea that we owe the troll an apology. am half convinced that several nypd detectives just got chateaus in bordeaux.

meet my new neighbor

am taking some time off. will get back to cartooning eventually.

missed a few days. catching up on the kerfuffel. some basic questions....


i never knew women were impressed by men who sent photos of their junk. is this a new thing? imagine all the money i wasted on cards and flowers.


also, weiner could only give a vague "pretty sure" that all the women he tweeted with were of legal age. all you need is one 17 year old and he's guilty of exposing himself to a minor. awesome.

and is he certain that every woman he was tweeting with was really a woman? again, i doubt a real female would want to see a dick pick. but a gay guy trolling around might.

finally, bill clinton officiated at weiner and huma's wedding. since when does a disbarred and impeached former president have the authority to preform marriages? are they legally married?

just a place holder. you'd think i'd have something about weinergate. but all the easy jokes are taken.

by the way, where is the mahdi? maybe they should check the well again.

toon maybe tomorrow.

we are too civilized. his corpse should be stuffed, mounted and put on display at the appropriate military academy.