i am considering an edition of draw mohammed day greeting cards. i'd draw mo on the front, and leave it blank inside for your own artwork. figure $20 if interested. 

if the egyptians think virginity testing protesters is a good idea, maybe we should consider it. 

it is often noted that the presidency ages a man. barack obama seems to be getting younger. he is regressing to a child like state. the economy collapses and he plays golf. terrorists attack and he plays basketball. next year when iran gets nukes i expect we'll find him in the ball pit at chuck-e-cheese.

was in hollywood during the king riots. when the lapd tucked tail and abandoned the neighborhood for two days. was also there for northridge. swear people were in starters stance waiting to take down the pharmacy. i ultimately didn't join in because there's nothing on the boulevard wotrh stealing.

later discovered that bugs bunny's star had come loose. the earthquake had separated it. but never found that perfect combination of drunk enough to steal it, yet sober enough to run with three hundred pounds of concrete on my back. would have made a great coffee table though.

the law declared that every cartoon for the past two weeks had to refer back to charlie sheen. thought i'd just sit it out.

khadafi doesn't even control his own country twenty miles outside the capitol. but he can still reach out and make the obama administration look like dullards. 

watching a joke fail can be almost as good as watching one work. the fact that jon stewart is now the michael vick of the camel world helps too. 

have been busy. might have new cartoons in a day or so. meanwhile..... 

lisa edelstein is starring in some new planned parenthood ad as a desperate woman looking for an abortion. she's the best they could do? they couldn't have found anyone younger? it's been years since i've seen house. but i recall her character being a barren spinster. really doubt she has to worry about getting pregnant.

everyone is suddenly pretending to care about charlie sheen. just let him go. we all remember that uncle who smoked and drank and lived to be 103. some people are just more genetically dense than others. maybe charlie is immune to the effects of crack and stds. we should be studying his DNA. not nagging the poor guy.

watched a little of cpac. was breitbart high?