i am lazy. and pretty irresponsible too. so i'm going to pass this rumor on without verifying it. i expect you, my minions, to go and figure out if there's any truth to it for me. 

A source in Alaska told this reporter the counting boards appointed by Fenumiai awarded Murkowski at least one vote cast for “Mercowshit” and another for “Fuckowski.” These protest votes were credited for Murkowski on the grounds that two syllables of her last name were phonetically correct.

http://floydreports.com/exclusive-alaska-counts-anti-murkowski-slurs-as-votes-for-murkowski/

i want to see a remake of red dawn starring ted rall, jeneane garafalo, markos moulitsas, michael moore, and keith olbermann. a group of whole foods shoppers run for the hills after the right wing religious fanatics parachute in and start forcing everyone to not have abortions. but i think it would too quickly degenerate into a brokeback mountain sequel. 

really, what are the differences between glenn beck and ted rall? beck is funnier. beck has never called for armed revolt. and even though i have never seen him actually draw anything, i'm gonna say he's a more talented artist than rall.

he'll be back on the air tonight. he is really in the final stages of making that network his bitch.

heard the dreaded word "accumulation" last night.  winter's finally hit.

anybody who's surfed near malibu knows that shit floats. that's the only explanation i have for harry reid surviving the republican tsunami. and maybe if certain pasty egg shaped former bush advisors had kept their blow holes hsut we might have had a senator o'donnel.

anyway, just something from the upcoming "vote bunny".

you've got a washed up musician from before i was born now turned religious fanatic. he calls for the death of an author who challenges his religion. and the free speech heros at comedy central think it would be a good idea to invite him to their "restore sanity" rally. brilliant. what ****ing geniuses. 

you'll notice that no one from south park was in attendance.

clearly, we should fix maureen dowd up with todd seavey.